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<turtler> anyone know how to convince bill to get me a puppy?
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<Mr_You> developer.netscape.com ... or www.boxsterfans.com has example bill
<mr_bill> anyone know how to pay off the phone bill so we can afford the puppy? 8-)
<Mr_You> hehe
* Geek_Boy laughs
<Maes> Beel:  How much is the phone bill?
<Mr_You> dats cute
<fnord> bill: prostitue toor ?
<Maes> Turtle:  I thought you had a big puppy?
<Mr_You> doh!
<Mr_You> ;-)
<mr_bill> maes: $500
<turtler> we donut need a phone
<turtler> we do however need a puppy
<Maes> boggle.
<mr_bill> amy remembver our previous track record with puppies
<toor-wrk> turtler, just go to the pet store - find one you like - and snuggle it, look cute and stuff - he will give in :)
<Geek_Boy> scew phones...puppies kick ass =)
<turtler> english bulldogs are different tho
<turtler> they dont chew much
<mr_bill> toor: she wants a $400 puppy
<Mr_You> just don't get a pitbull
<turtler> hell no
<toor-wrk> jesus
<Geek_Boy> sell crack
<turtler> pitbulls scare me
<toor-wrk> what type of puppy?
<mr_bill> free puppies are cool
<mr_bill> and amy i thought we were getting akitten this weekend
<turtler> but ive had english bulls and they're great dogs
<Mr_You> my friends pitbull is a big playful puppy thats out of hand
* Maes has kittens =)
<mr_bill> toor: she wants a $400 english bulldog puppy
<toor-wrk> nod
<mr_bill> puppies should not be sold.  thats just . . wrong.
<mr_bill> puppies are menat to be given away
<toor-wrk> bulldogs are just as bad as pittbulls
<Mr_You> I want a sheep dog
<turtler> thats cheap for a bulldog, normally they go for 800+
<turtler> no they arent toor
<Mr_You> pound puppies are great!!
<turtler> i've had english bulls and they're not ferocious at all
<toor-wrk> turlter, the both bark and chase me :)
<mr_bill> amy: it doesnet matter if "thats cheap compared to . . ", its otu of our price range 8-(
<Mr_You> bulldogs aren't anywhere near pitbull
<Mr_You> toor: hehe
<turtler> cmon bill
<mr_bill> amy: I still have to pay your hospital bill for the cast you're not wearing, either.
<turtler> we have the money i swear ill eat ramen for a month and i wont complain
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<toor-wrk> hahhahaha
<turtler> fucka hospital bill
<turtler> dad'll pay for it
<mr_bill> amy: we dont have the money for it irght now.
<mr_bill> we still have to pay for brakes
<mr_bill> we might have they money before the 1st
* Maes boggles
<mr_bill> after I get another check from my night job
<turtler> screw breaks. they can wait. we live in texas its flat
<mr_bill> or call the people and ask if they'll take payments
<mr_bill> no, I'm not gonna put off the brakes any longer, its dangerous
<fnord> I like turtler's logic
<turtler> you dont put payments down on an animal, dear
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<Maes> lol
<Mr_You> pound puppies make great dogs
<mr_bill> amy: call the people and see if we can pay 200 now / 200 next month, or something like that, or if they'll go down.
<Mr_You> mutts make great dogs
<mr_bill> we just cant afford 400 all at once right now
<turtler> i know you, but the pound here is facist
<toor-wrk> anyone ever use the software GoldMine
<Mr_You> I'm surprised I havn't gotten cut off
<toor-wrk> bill, don't buy a dog - adopt one
<toor-wrk> you can't buy love
<toor-wrk> =D
<toor-wrk> puppy love that is
<turtler> toor, you know how hard it is to adopt a dog from the aspca here?
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<fnord> toor...you get cheeze points
<turtler> they want you blood type on the app for christ's sake
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<toor-wrk> no, never cared to deal with dogs
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<mr_bill> amy: its not hard, they just want $75
<Mr_You> damn it
<toor-wrk> Aamy, are you serious ?
<toor-wrk> heh
<turtler> bill: yeah and then they spay em.
<turtler> yeah toor. they want financial info, tons of shit
<toor-wrk> hrm
<turtler> its worse than getting financing for a house
<turtler> well
<toor-wrk> hrm
<turtler> here's one for 950 that says theyll take deposits and payments til fathers day
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<mr_bill> doh, fucka me, I've got the ora html book right here
<mr_bill> amy: no.  I'm not spending more on a pet than a car would cost.
<toor-wrk> re
<chilly> html, ick.
<mr_bill> thers no way in hell we could afford that.
<toor-wrk> hey bill
<mr_bill> hey toor
<chilly> bill: pets give you love back tho =)
<mr_bill> toor, spare some change? 8-)
<toor-wrk> have any cool hardware to sell ?
<toor-wrk> hahahah
<Maes> Free dogs are the best =)
<turtler> hey bill, we could take out a loan
<mr_bill> turt: NO
* Maes would never buy a pet
<toor-wrk> hell yeah bill!
<toor-wrk> WOOO
<toor-wrk> USE THEM BALLS
<turtler> maes, true, but i miss my bulldog
* toor-wrk runs
* chilly loves his kitty's
<mr_bill> amy: what happened to getting a FREE kitten this weekend?"
<toor-wrk> i want another kittie kat
<turtler> eh
<Maes> kitties rock!
<turtler> i saw the bulldog cheap ad?
<toor-wrk> i love cats
<toor-wrk> my g/f is alergic
<toor-wrk> :(
<mr_bill> thats not cheap.
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<Mr_You> this ain't cool
<chilly> toor; so am i, doesn't stop me from having two of them =)
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<turtler> cmon bill it aint like i got you to cuddle up to at night anymore :P
* mr_bill gives up hope of paying off bills.
<fnord> toor: so am I..that's why  I plan on getting one
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<toor-wrk> fnord, heh
<mr_bill> amy: we dont have $400 spare to spend right now, is my point.
<toor-wrk> chilly, heheh
<turtler> grumph
<turtler> denied.
<turtler> cmon
<chilly> bill: sell a computer =)
<toor-wrk> mr_bill, get hardware - sell it - make profit
<deviant-> and even if you did, there are better things to buy than a bulldog.
<deviant-> like a nice cat ;)
<turtler> its less that 500, can i blinky blinky and beg and plead and make you meatloaf for a bulldog?
<mr_bill> deviant: we can get cats free
<chilly> cats are alot less maintance then a dog
<mr_bill> amy: i would consider it if we could afford it.. but we cant.
<chilly> turtle: try oral sex
<toor-wrk> hahahahhaha
<deviant-> chilly: i parsed that as "less of a neusance" the first couple of times.
<mr_bill> i'm not gonna end up with a -$200 bank balance at the end of the month like last month
<turtler> chilly: that would be demeaning
<chilly> turtle: you want a bulldog don't you? =)
<mr_bill> oral sex?  whats that?  she sits at her desk and says "fuck you" ?
* toor-wrk wonders how many females are demeaning themselves right now
<mr_bill> 8-)
<chilly> turtle: use what you got to get what you want.
<turtler> well bill you never complained before
<turtler> :P
<toor-wrk> hahahah
<toor-wrk> amy, bill - you two crack me up :)
<turtler> i'll have to remember that you complained, so i wont do that anymore
<toor-wrk> are you two like this irl ?
* turtler senses that bill shot himself in the foot on that one
<chilly> hell, a housewife ain't nothin but a glorified prostitute anyways
<turtler> yeah toor, we are, only worse
<toor-wrk> bwahahahahahahaha
<mr_bill> well its not like you've done it lately anyways. 8-)
<toor-wrk> amy, hehehe
<turtler> do WHAT
<toor-wrk> heh
<turtler> chilly, i am *noones* whore
<toor-wrk> uh oh
<toor-wrk> who is noones ?
<mr_bill> chilly: run now while you still have legs
<chilly> turtle: sucks to be you then now doesn't it
* fnord chuckles
<mr_bill> chilly
<chilly> you make "being a whore" sound like a bad thing
<mr_bill> watch it you fucking price
<mr_bill> prick
<turtler> yeah i guess it must. i'd rather have my pride instead of something that ajax wouldnt take off
<mr_bill> nobody calls my fiancee a whore, you scum
<mr_bill> now fucking apologize
<mr_bill> ops?
<chilly> bill: i never said you fiance was a whore
<chilly> bill: she said i called her a whore
<turtler> bullshit you didnt
<mr_bill> chilly: you inferred it
<chilly> bill: no, you inferred it
<chilly> bill: i didn't
<chilly> i will not appologize for your misinterpretation
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<mr_bill> oh, so you just randomly decided to say that, without bearing on what the conversation was?
<DrgdHmstr> Where are the wimminz!
<mr_bill> oh, then how about apologizing for being a prick?
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<deviant-> bill: readers infer.
<deviant-> writers don't infer, they emply.
<DrgdHmstr> We're trying to have a channel orgy in #C and we were told the women would be coming from here....
<mr_bill> deviant: fuck you, go install debian and stay out of this 8-)
<DrgdHmstr> So, where are they!
<toor-wrk> hahahah
<deviant-> haha
<turtler> imply, actually
<deviant-> turtle: i never claimed to be able to spell.
<turtler> neither did i
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<toor-wrk> heh
<toor-wrk> i claim i can't spell worth a shit
<toor-wrk> and i'm sure everyone agrees :)
<deviant-> toor: same here.
<DrgdHmstr> Man... these guys are gonna be pissed when I tell them that #unix won't give up thier women
<fnord> toor: you're not payed to spell
<fnord> you're paid to irc..
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<turtler> hmstr: keep on trollin'
<toor-wrk> fnord, well yah know...
<toor-wrk> actually i'm paid to crack this passwd right now
<fnord> well, I dont, but ok
<toor-wrk> heh
<deviant-> hrm.
<deviant-> o
<deviant-> i'm not sure if the weather is good or not today.
<deviant-> its overcast and 70 degrees
* Maes ooos... @ please?
<deviant-> but its 76% humidity
<toor-wrk> one thing about living so damn close to work
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<toor-wrk> is that i can go home for lunch
<toor-wrk> =D
<Maes> Thanks deviant
<deviant-> np
<chilly> bill: i'm a prick, i'm not gonna apologize for what i am =)
<turtler> you could at least apologise for insulting a lady
<turtler> and realize that i could easily make 120k a year again if i chose or if bill wanted me to.
<deviant-> turtle: thats about the most lame statement i've heard in a while.
<deviant-> stupid tradition is not a reason to apologize for something.
<turtler> then i guess i'm lame deviant, and i guess you should get over it.
<turtler> cause ya know
<chilly> turtle: i didn't insult you
<turtler> you guys would get more women if you bothered haveing a little decency and courtesy
<chilly> turtle: and i never said you weren't capable
* deviant- wonders if chilly wants more women
<turtler> chilly, yes you did. you inferred that i was a prostitute and i dont appreciate it.
<mr_bill> brb gotta go suck up to the boss
<toor-wrk> haha
<chilly> turtle: you're just assuming tons of shit, probably cause deep in your mind you're afraid of it, so you project those on things others say
<deviant-> turtle: no, she said somethign about house wives, which you aren't, yet...
<chilly> turtle: get more women? i don't think my fiancee would appreciate me getting more women
<turtler> oh really? i believe you said that being a housewife was glorified prostitution
<chilly> turtle: it is
<deviant-> its not that glorified.
<turtler> well i can only hope that she realizes what a complete ass you are before she makes the mistake of married a piece of shit like you
* chilly ^5's deviant
<chilly> turtle: she agree's wife me 
<chilly> with me too =)
<fnord> ahh..back to they days when opinions were wrong
<turtler> then i guess you deserve each other then, and i guess she has poor judgement as well
<chilly> you also assume that a prostitute is a bad thing
<fnord> smell the facism
<chilly> it is a noble and time honored profession
<turtler> yes, i do. i was brought up to be a lady.
<deviant-> i wouldn't want to marry somebody who wants to be a housewife...
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<turtler> noble? wtf is noble about selling youself at a price?
<turtler> deviant, i didnt want to be a housewife.
<chilly> turtle: what do you call any employee?
<turtler> bill and i made our decisions and they are ours alone and not for any of you stupid fucks to judge upon.
<chilly> turtle: they are selling themselves for a price
<deviant-> turtle: then don't bring them up here, duuuuuuuuuuh.
<turtler> chilly, it is also the worst thing to happen to women in history. it cheapens and demeans them
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<turtler> deviant, i didnt. chilly *did*
<chilly> turtle: i know many women who don't have a problem with it
* Maes wishes he was a housewife
<chilly> turtle: women also aren't he only prostitutes
<chilly> turtle: both men and women sell sex
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<turtler> i dont care chilly. they can go do whatever the hell they want. but by hell you dont insult me like that.
<chilly> turtle: i see no difference in selling your body for sex, and selling your body for braun
<chilly> turtle: i never once directed any comment at you
<chilly> turtle: you jsut assume that i am
<dagbrown> Brawn, Chilly.  Braun is a company that makes shavers and cool little hand-mixers.
<turtler> yes you did, would you like me to scroll back and quote it?
<chilly> dag: yeah yeah =)
<chilly> turtle: yes please
* Hurricane sells his body for electric shaver testing.
<turtler> <chilly> turtle: use what you got to get what you want.
<turtler> <turtler> :P
<chilly> hurr: that is a noble profession =)
<turtler> <toor-wrk> hahahah
<turtler> <toor-wrk> amy, bill - you two crack me up :)
<turtler> <turtler> i'll have to remember that you complained, so i wont do that anymore
<turtler> <toor-wrk> are you two like this irl ?
<turtler> turtler senses that bill shot himself in the foot on that one
<turtler> <chilly> hell, a housewife ain't nothin but a glorified prostitute anyways
<chilly> turtle: did i say you were a housewife? no. I have no clue what your personal situation is
<chilly> turtle: obviously, you must be once cause you took such offense
<turtler> you *knew* i was a housewife you sonofabitch.
<dagbrown> She does claim to be a lady, although in my experience, anyone who needs to point out that she's a lady isn't.
<turtler> so quit lying.
<turtler> dag, i am a lady until i get pissed off.
<turtler> spend twenty minutes around me and you'd know that.
<RevNeptho> unga bunga
<chilly> turtle: actually i had no clue
<RevNeptho> brYan
<Hurricane> You get pissed off every twenty minutes?
<Hurricane> Wow.
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<Taren_> @
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<turtler> no hurricane, only once a week usually, and always at the same people.
<Taren_> Danke
<RevNeptho> Hurricane: yeah, when shes in a good mood
<chilly> turtle: hell, i didn't even know you were with bill until this converstaion started
* RevNeptho woowoos and runs
<turtler> nep, stay out of this please.
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<RevNeptho> Im getting into something? kewl.
<turtler> chilly: ignorance is no excuse, even if you're not lying, and i think you are.
<Hurricane> Nep: Wash your hands when you're done.
<RevNeptho> oh dear god
<RevNeptho> # rpm  
<RevNeptho> regex/\.rpm$
<RevNeptho>         Open=%cd %p#rpm
<RevNeptho>         Install this RPM=rpm -i %f
<RevNeptho>         Upgrade this RPM=rpm -U %f
<RevNeptho> # deb  
<RevNeptho> regex/\.deb$
<RevNeptho>         Open=%cd %p#deb
<RevNeptho>         View=%view{ascii} dpkg-deb -c %f
<RevNeptho> ph33r
<chilly> turtle: ummm, ignornance isn't my excuse, i have no excuse, cause i did nothing wrong
<chilly> turtle: the only thing wrong is you projecting my comments on you
<turtler> yes you did. you fucking insulted me.
<RevNeptho> brian, yer always doing something wrong >;)
<chilly> turtle: no, you insulted yourself
<RevNeptho> i missed an insult? damn
<chilly> turtle: you decided you were called a whore
<turtler> how, pray tell did i insult myself considering that i'm the only female talking at this time?
<dagbrown> turtle: You chose to take insult.
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<turtler> dag, shut you hole
<toor-wrk> heh
<fnord> rant rant rant rant
<chilly> turtle: i made comments directed at no one, which i do all the time, hell, you should know taht =)
<toor-wrk> "Today on Jerry #unix, Turtler against the chilly"
<chilly> turtle: you've been here long enough to know i make statements that have no one intended
<turtler> no i dont. until five minutes ago i thought you were a nice individual
<turtler> guess i was wrong.
<chilly> turtle: ignorance is not an excuse
<Maes> Toor:  No no, that would be Mortal Kombat, not #JerrySpringer
<toor-wrk> ahhh
<dagbrown> HAHAHAHAH!
<turtler> it's not ignorance if you learn.
<dagbrown> turtle: You just say that to everyone. =)
It's now 12:20
<turtler> fuck all of you sad sons of a bitches
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<chilly> turtle: well you still haven't learned that i make random comments not directed to anyone
* chilly rotfl
<chilly> i win! =)
* chilly listens to the #unix fight song playing in the distance
<toor-wrk> HAHAHAHAHAHAH
<RevNeptho> someones been reading space moose
<RevNeptho> THE RYE OR THE KAYSER
<Maes> Toor:  You're thinking of "Transvestite Nazi Hooker Chilly confronts former stalker Turtle and reveals boudoire photographs!" 
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<toor-wrk> bwahahahah
<toor-wrk> god did some one log that ?
<dagbrown> Me! Me!