well sam is at the hospital What's wrong with him? bad jaundice he's bright yellow they suspect either a gall bladder blockage from hell or lepto anyone wanna buy my libretto? i'll sell it real cheap how cheap? 800 with bells and whistles. Oh, http://www.godhatesfags.com/ *isn't* censored. * dagbrown not so sure he wants to continue working here. modem, ethernet, scsi cdrom, floppy, still under warranty tempting but i don't have 800 dollars i can part with right now. nod * zoratu & *** mbrown (mbrown@triple.des.encrypted.net) has joined channel #unix *** Evil_Ed has changed the topic on channel #unix to http://www.freetune.com/images/hidden_settings.gif *** Mr_You (~rouzer@1Cust232.tnt1.asheville.nc.da.uu.net) has joined channel #unix *** geezer41 (~jimp@trigraph.interlog.com) has joined channel #unix damn. Our E3000 went into another 3-minute coma just now it has winnt envy Anyone want a BOFH who can program? <-- BOFH who can program *** Signoff: wli (Ping timeout) *** Aberrant (aberrant@geek.net) has joined channel #unix re :) no *** Mode change "+o Aberrant" on channel #unix by Evil_Ed danke :) looks like the DAT changer can generate "unexpected bus free" SCSI errors during restores - 2nd or 3rd time I've seen this *** Signoff: ep (Excess Flood) the whole 4 CPU box just locks up for ca. 3 mins when this happens - grrr. hm *** wv2 (wv@lev3p04.fiam.net) has joined channel #unix then it finally times out on the SCSI wait, and wakes up like nothing was wrong yabadabadoo of course everyone's client boxes have lost connections by then *** Signoff: deviant- (Ping timeout) *** wli (1102@solver.cs.purdue.edu) has joined channel #unix *** lapuaw is now known as mendel *** Signoff: mouse-_ (Ping timeout) *** ep (ep@cg333110-a.adubn1.nj.home.com) has joined channel #unix *** Mode change "+o ep" on channel #unix by Evil_Ed *** wv2 has left channel #Unix *** relapse_ (harter@feeding.frenzy.com) has joined channel #unix danke ee woi! its snowing! jenn - in TO? where are you this week? * Dossy sighs * geezer41 sends donuts to dossy oooh, donuts * Evil_Ed hops into jenn's lap geezer still in boulder * PetRock scratches greg's tummy it's +5C in TO today 2nd time i have seen snow in 10 months here =) wow! so snow seems unlikely it was in the 70s here yesterday 80s last week * geezer41 needs to book a date to have new car rustproofed wooo * geezer41 visited TX for US thxgvg. 60s then, just missed the 80's aww record highs the week before yeah * geezer41 tries out new Mac G4 it was very nice here we have a couple of G4s... they're quick anyways... priorities * Evil_Ed mmmms * Dossy would like to see snow in Austin next week... :-) time for coffee and breaky dossy you're in austin now? since when? dossy, austin? geezer: I will be next monday-wednesday dossy, whyfor? * Dossy nods bus. trip? * Dossy will be dropping in on mr_bill * Dossy nods ahh cool :) StoryServer training in Austin cool deal :) woi * Dossy nods that's where my folks live, and my kid sister I'm equipped: corporate card, flight itinerary, hotel room booking (smoking), rental car... her hubby runs a PC shop called "Logic Approach" on S. Lamar geezer: is she blonde? * Dossy snickers Mr. Bill has been there no but I am :-) wooiiii *** deviant- (pjones@fuzzball.support.redhat.com) has joined channel #unix geezer: but you're out in bumblefuck, no? Austin moved their airport to the former Air Force base * Dossy nods i'm in "Canada" technically geezer, yah eh. and REALLY THREW MEW FOR A FUCKING LOOP WHEN I WENT BACK THERE A FEW MONTHS AGO * Evil_Ed grumbles Bergstrom is one very beeeeeeg concrete runway i was used to the OLD airport which i liked EE: Oh! "Suprise!" * Dossy sighs. geezer, www.misplaced.net/~obremski/hell.txt "canada"? geezer, you'll understand more ''oh! suprise!' when you read that heh * Dossy gets ready to write $5K worth of checks. :-| not canada but "canada"? my parents were under the approach path to the old one, so it's better for them * Dossy must do the bathroom first. true mendel - in response to "bumblefuck" as my putative locale it was "sneer quotes" i think haven't talked to dossy much lately *** drjala (kbrint@nutsack.rufus.net) has joined channel #unix ah. "sneer quotes". of "course". i "understand". *** pakrat (~pakrat@ss05.nc.us.ibm.com) has joined channel #unix actually sneer quotes refers to using "" to distance yourself from a word - like [sic] as in "he said it, not me" what are "RC's"? who Roman Catholics? *** Signoff: gungadin (Ping timeout) okay at least what co. is "CT"? Connecticut? no, in EE's story on the website C-something Technologies rc our my companies reigonal coordinators ct = collective technologies got it morning greg morning blah they put a story on their website? i'm about half way. I like "We just received a Message from God, so we're renting a car" i should be on my way to pittsburgh right now..fuckin overslept geezer, yah :) marxx, www.misplaced.net/~obremski/hell.txt they wrote about their favorite conslutant? geezer, that ws exactily what i told jenn, too, on the phone Evil_Ed : C'T is a German technology magazine gjvc, ah irc.concentric.net ([205.158.23.10] Concentric Network Corporation) 10:15AM [1] @Evil_Ed (+cikrsw) #unix (+knpt nohelp) EdIRC argh mouse "Honey, what's wrong with your fist?" *** Signoff: wreck_ (jskdf) morning c't is a good magazine. * wli forgets where c't is. Not http://www.ct.de/ ? *** pzn (~pzn@brooklyn.slack.net) has joined channel #unix *** pzn has left channel #unix hrm. * wli tries to remember how MBR viruses work. i hate it when things don't work until you add debugging code. dagbrown: I should have guessed. deviant-: That's happened to me before, too. * deviant- is happy that perl has such happy stack trace features though *** Signoff: ep (Excess Flood) woah I didn't know that diskkeeper was owned by scientolgists. pity. *** Signoff: deadguy (Ping timeout) *** Gambit32 (gambit32@K3TF.stu.marist.edu) has joined channel #unix *** Maes (~Maes@millenniumfalcon.net) has joined channel #unix @? *** pachell (pactel@ws1.neospeed.com) has joined channel #unix *** deadguy (deadguy@marshotel.grateful.org) has joined channel #unix *** pachell has left channel #unix Damn, everybody went to sleep. *** #unix You're not channel operator deviant-: =) yes op the rock hehe *** Mode change "+o wli" on channel #unix by mendel Thanks, mendel. *** Mode change "+o deviant-" on channel #unix by wli *** Mode change "-b *!*@isis.visi.com" on channel #unix by wli danke ... *** necropud (jw@isis.visi.com) has joined channel #unix danke, wli hrm i thought i did that oh 441 deviant #unix They aren't on that channel [ close :) core files get old after a while *** Signoff: mendel (changing servers) *** mende-l (rich@underpaid.sysadmins.com) has joined channel #unix @ the rock mendel hehe With? dough wli wake up *** Mode change "+o mende-l" on channel #unix by wli necropud: Ditching GNOME? libretto, bells and whistles, 800 bucks any takers? guh get away from me noooo yesss get awaaaaay scsi cdrom external, modem, ethernet, floppy, all original papers, barely used extension port * callasDEN wants to go to minneapolis i can't afford it anyhow but i want one! :) you want what, mendel? * callasDEN wants her baby =( mendel, this is to save my dog callas: a libretto fuck the librettos the sony rocks their asses to save your dog? Where are you now callas? librettos are "cute" aberr: he's in the vet, estimates are at 1200 bucks librettos are great but they don't fit in my budget librettos have nothing on the sony i lub my sony if i wanted a weak computer i'd go buy a dx2-66 =) awww mama is kissing her ciomputer QUICK aug: if tcl has strftime, then it's a safe bet that the syntaxes are similar. have you ever used a libretto? SOMEONE GET HER A MAN! yes i have and thanks callas, for helping my dog get killed * deviant- wouldn't mind an itzy i appreciate so much for helping get your dog killed? that must be american humour it didn't seem too functional *** mende-l is now known as mendel mama, do you have a gun? it's highly functional, a great machine. that you're not telling me about hahaha jenn SHOOT THE FUCKER UP warez matthew * callasDEN pokes matt or was it hit n run * callasDEN ran it over in the mini van =( matt likes it aww =( * callasDEN hit it with a snow ball heya matt =) hee sup sup? not much you should be workin =) i am * Marxx yawns uh huh =) * PetRock is gunna make callas build a snow fort in the back yard i hear you fixx0red your solaris problem very diligently...as always w/o help good brownie =) somewhat hahaha ok i need something to do with myself now i just need to get my desktop box working besides killing invisible dogs * PetRock hands mama a shovel hehe did you get your harddrive yet? * Marxx hands callas an iBrator woi! ewww marxx yup...i have to install over the network from D's machine because I have no cdrom at least get me a new one your used one sucks and it's like.. chocolate looking you have no heart, callas to make sick jokes like that is heartless, no offense callas, no, ibrators are transparent, and I bought it just for you. turtle: i'm pissed, i'm stressed, and i'm not in the mood for jokes that i have no grasp on i killed your dog? uh huh awww look obi is such a ... let me explain to you something cutie =) * callasDEN has a feeling she's about to get annoyed * Marxx blushes * PetRock petpets the cutie if i dont sell this libretto i cant afford to pay 1200 dollars for my dog to get fixed :-) by spouting off about something you know jack shit about saying how librettos suck, you are in effect endagering my dog's life uhm excuse me but when you don't know me or what i know of librettos ROFL you can fuck off and stop judging me and i dont give a flying fuck how annoyed you are, this dog is my child capische? turtlex, that's just pathetic logic. i'm tired of your whining I'm a little confused about the dog thing, myself. oh so she is at fault for having a negative opinion on a piece of plastic that calls itself a computer... that if you don't get the money for your dog dies? i'll judge whenever and wherever i want to yup and you'll pay your dues it costs $1200 to fix a dog? yo don't want to fuck with me `buy this laptop or I'll kill this bunny' really. * callasDEN chuckles @ please? demon: ROFL. *** Mode change "+o Maes" on channel #unix by callasDEN yeah dev, right now he's got the equivalent of liver failure *** Mode change "+o Maes" on channel #unix by Aberrant *** Maes has changed the topic on channel #unix to Mmm... crack. i hear it costs $4000 to fix a human what's wrong with the dog anyways? oh hahahahahhahahaha What are they doing with the $1200 to make him better? nneuteroni! turtle: you've got a different definition of 'fix' that the normal veterinary sense of that word. callas, you aint all that, sorry. turtle: syurprise surprise hunny- neither are you demon: they're going to India, paying some kid for his liver, and transplanting it. i never said i was, now did i \perhaps if you remove that big chip from your shoulder you'd get some understanding mmmm chips but i will say again chip? what chip you don't want to fuck with me * PetRock munches wooo chips?! whatcha dgonna do * callasDEN wants cmon i dare ya i dare ya * callasDEN feels like she's in high school oooh FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT with some dumb bitch wanting to fight over the captain of the football team hahahahahahaha Woo, little short kilt and everything callas? =) * callasDEN amused maes: hell yeah =) callas: Woo!! =) turtlex: calm down. jeez. We're all sorry about the dog, but callas isn't trying to kill it. abe: just call me the dog nazi? Our cat developed anorexia so we let the vet force feed her for 3 days ... all in all, costed $500 turtlex: by that logic, we can say that YOU killed the dog by not providing enough financial wherewithal to support it without hocking a computer. *** Evil__Ed (obremski@virtually.laid.net) has joined channel #unix *** Mode change "+o Evil__Ed" on channel #unix by Evil_Ed doug, right now the dog's as jaundiced as a bottle of french's mustard *** SplasPood (jwb@pdc.nac.net) has joined channel #unix buy this laptop or i kill the doggy what are they doing to the dog to fix it? hah that's classic BUY THIS LAPTOP OR THE DOG GETS IT * callasDEN shakes her head running bloodtests, ultrasounds. iv's fluids. antibiotics. you name it. heya greg he wont come home for a week or more, if at all No surgery? write a touching story, a droopy eyed picture, and put it up on ebay. I'm sure callas' remarks haven't dmanaged your market/demographics too much. ;-) hi :) no. * Evil__Ed licks callas damn dogs bet far better medical than people these days * SplasPood thinks he will buy a handspring today until or if a blockage is found (if one exists) ther wont be a need Normally when it costs that much you're talking surgery. * callasDEN is the evil overlord like that heya greg grr today is supposed to be my fucking day off i'm a dog killer mmm fiber how are you? hahah TOTAL WHOLE GRAIN WTF IS THAT demon, these blood tests are 100 bucks a pop * callasDEN wants REAL FOOD oh shush they have to be sent to a7m oh fuck off greg =) and my fucking coworker dosernt tell the network ops guys that hes rebooting machines, and they fuckign page ME! i was supposed to fly home but oh no no cab snowy/icy roads and delayed flights * callasDEN is like, jinxed bite me wench, i still billed 45 this week and i took today off :) awwww *tiny violins* you need a different vet. Ours usually charges around $50 for the most expensive blood test. yah my heart bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds for you all thrree times i've tried to go home i've not made it :) tiny violins? the LAST time i cancelled MY trip was for YOU so im crying on the inside ON YER KNEES i dont know any different vets, doug, besides the one i always used in tn. awww CARPET MUNCHER That reminds me, I need to call the plane shuttle thing. =) hey callas, come to TO =) well, who found a loverboy HUH? HUH? maes: when jenn takes me eh? come to TO! LOOK WHOS TALKING SEX IN PALM SPRINGS LADY =) hah oh tee-ohh! um good point BUSTED woi sex? =) gimmie sex * Evil__Ed laughs set up a website for the dog asking for money...hell, if Linda Tripp can do it for her defense fund, anyone can. I'd contribute to your dog before Linda Tripp (http://www.lindatripp.com) at least i had to use covers hi dana *** cbok has been kicked off channel #unix by callasDEN (*plink*) *** cbok (cbok@bambi.visi.com) has joined channel #unix hahahaha matt * Evil__Ed calls back work MBROWN Call Northwest Hills Pet Clinic, that's where we've been taking our cats. Get an estimate. In fact, get a phone book, start getting estimates from lots of vets. get your ass back to work *** Mode change "+oooo cbok cbok cbok cbok" on channel #unix by callasDEN :) *** Mode change "+o mbrown" on channel #unix by callasDEN this is getting to the 'too much information' point :P what sex? jealous greg? look who's talking * callasDEN smiles sweetly greg - will you give me some? mbrown, i'd rather sell my libretto than take cash from people by begging for it * callasDEN looks at cbok * cbok likes greg... :) i won't donate until the dog is a 501(c)3 good point * callasDEN gets jealous I've found very large variations in the prices of vets for things like tests, etc. *** Signoff: Mr_You (Ping timeout) does the dog have a 401k? I'll take your libretto off your hands for you! * Evil__Ed slides over to dana you could like, break into it early Oh, what, you wanted money for it? * cbok lix greg toes * callasDEN smacks greg HANDS OFF ewww yeah dag