Dear Fucker...You are my fucking friend...And i hope you know that's fucking true...No matter what the fuck happens...I will stand the fuck by you....I will fucking be there for you...Whenever the fuck you need me...To lend you a fucking hand....To do a fucking good deed.....So just fucking call on me...Whenever the fuck you need anything...Fuck, i will always be there..Even to the bitter fucking end...Send this promise to all your fuckin friends to show your fuckin friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to you..