(Tune: D12 - Purple Pills)

I've been to many cages
I've seen so many faces
But nothing compares to when Lightning's equipment gets pulled too
 
I've been through non-conforming
I've heard collectors circling
But nothing compares to when Lightning's equipment gets pulled too
 
Cool, calm, it's like my business
With no more customers to talk and bullshit with
 
Mr. Fishler with a trick up his sleeve
Changing next-hops with his network VP
 
I can't describe the vibe I get
when I roll by 6 switches and 5 I hit

Aww shit, I started an auction
Start on the shitty network, look at the low ass bids

This network makes me hallucinate
Tunnel everything, and change the default weight

Until I see stupid shit happening
With Fishler bumming PVCs off his friends

So flap, flap, c'mon, flap
I said c'mon flap

Everybody in the house with Lightning routes
Administratively shut, and find new transit now 

We don't bullshit, better ask around
Lightning got all their Above shit locked the fuck down

Nash, your ATM's crapping out
Better fix that shit with your leaking routes

Fuck that, someone help the don
Someone just hit the 6th, and the OC12 is gone

Hey Broadwing, don't you see your network's down
It's gotta be flapping, because the mux is gone

Yeah, I took the whole thing with some linecards, son
And I think the farm is on

Nah, it's probably down, down, but don't turn around
Fishler's doing that thing with his palm

Scary ass, it was a false alarm
you think I can't hit eBay when queerbird just logged on?

So stop acting stupid, let him bid so high
that he can't afford no new shit

I think Nash flapped too much,
this dampening is tough

1 flap, 2 flap and 3
one more, it's history

(chorus)
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